Some children’s movies are so gimmicky and pandering that they accidentally border on avant-garde and surreal. Like far too many glaringly unnecessary sequels, Superbabies concludes by teasing yet another sequel, which not only happened, but led to two more equally unnecessary follow-ups. Prime members enjoy FREE Delivery and exclusive access to music, movies, TV shows, original audio series, and Kindle books. One of them is the ability to walk on walls and ceilings, but in action, it’s actually rather nightmarish, more Linda Blair in The Exorcist or the baby in Trainspotting than a miniature version of Superman. Please enter your birth date to watch this video: You are not allowed to view this material at this time. The graphics are just as stunning as the original NES game, the controls just as tight. what made someone think the first movie was a good idea!? There was an error retrieving your Wish Lists. I bought it because my daughter just had a baby and I was buying the first one. one night when i was i coudent get to sleep, so i went downstairs and watched the movie channel. There's a problem loading this menu right now. The world is a stupid and frequently terrible place, and this sequel to a movie that never should have been made in the first place illustrates why. More than once, one of the film’s diaper-wearing thespians will violate one of the core rules of film and look directly into the camera’s lens in a way that only adds to the sense that the world as we know it is deteriorating into pure insanity. (Sony), This is the single best game of all time. As difficult as it is to imagine, the sequel is even worse. You can't beat the price either! This was a cute little movie. "Baby Geniuses 2" is a truly odious film, even given its intended audience. The characters are endearing and the humor adds to the fantastic story. You would be wrong. The actors playing the Superbabies perform with the craft, nuance, and sophistication you might expect from performers who still regularly soil themselves. Your recently viewed items and featured recommendations, Select the department you want to search in. He’s also supposedly able to use the power of imagination to transform other babies into superheroes, but even that comes across half-baked. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. Copyright © 2018 Fandango. I saw it because I didn't think a movie could be this bad. Updated for 2018! Judging from the film, though, it’s unclear whether these bottle-drinking Oliviers even understood what a movie was, let alone the fact that they were in one. Kahuna is first invoked here as a creature of pure myth, a fabled “superbaby” capable of speaking to both adults and the titular heroes, who appear to be regular, baby-talking tots to grownups around them but are actually ultra-intelligent prodigies whose secret communications we’re privy to. Said Superbabies are a culturally diverse assortment of glib archetypes that includes Finkelman the neurotic Jew (Jared and Jordan Scheideman), tomboy Haley (Maia and Keana Bastidas), and token African-American Alex (Joshua and Maxwell Lockhart), who communicates largely in outdated slang. A persistently revolting story never seems to rise above its truly laughable premise. Real bad. Let’s face it: The fact that a movie with the title and premise of 1999’s Baby Geniuses even got made in the first place reflects poorly not just on the film industry but on humanity as a whole. The positive reviews for this film can only be by industry lackeys associated with this heap of poo. As for anyone else who may experience a sudden need for therapy after sitting through this, you're on your own. It’s less a conventional kiddie sequel than a Nazi-saturated, wildly inappropriate waking nightmare that singlehandedly set CGI back decades and brought out the incompetent amateur in a veteran filmmaker. A group of smart-talking toddlers find themselves at the center of a media mogul's experiment to crack the code to baby talk. im giving this a 2 because it is a lot better for you that a sleeping pill. what the f@#$ is this sh%$. This item cannot be shipped to your selected delivery location. P.S. The gameplay is fast-paced yet wearisome it was not; I had to resort to less than "traditional" methods in order for my feeble mind to respond to the stimulus Battletoads has to offer; my neighbor "Dope" Dan and I became quite close acquaintances, or would have if it weren't for the draw of the game. I am going through Battletoad withdraw even now, 43 words into this review. That’s bad. If you have children or if you are just a kid at heart then grab the popcorn, the candy and cup of soda sit back and enjoy this cute little movie. Late in the film, the Superbabies do engage in distractingly unconvincing super heroics for roughly two or three minutes as their alter egos Brain Boy, Cupid Girl, Bouncing Boy, and Baby Courageous. We don’t share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we don’t sell your information to others. This means that their lip movements deliberately do not match the words we’re hearing. Awfulness personified. Then again, so does Jon Voight, and I would like to think he’s at least potty-trained by this point. Superbabies - Baby Geniuses 2 (Special Edition). But even if his character didn’t rock a modified Hitler mustache and goose-step everywhere in a Teutonic fury, it’d still be difficult to watch scenes of children being sent to camps in East Germany and not think about Schindler’s List rather than something like The Goonies. It’s very close to being the absolute worst. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. I could easily log hundreds of hours if it weren't for my pesky human body not being able to handle the incredible volume of dopamine coursing through my mortal veins and its inability to function great lengths of time without nourishment and intestinal relief, although the latter difficulty is easily solved by a trip to Walgreen's for a 24 pack of adult diapers, unfortunately I depleted their stock before long. The first Baby Geniuses, released in 1999, was one of the most inane, humorless, ill-conceived, poorly acted comedies of the year. Unable to add item to List. The only thing that "Baby Geniuses 2" is good for is as a gift for battle-savvy B-movie addicts. Superbabies also has an astonishing amount of kid-unfriendly darkness. In order to navigate out of this carousel please use your heading shortcut key to navigate to the next or previous heading. Please choose a different delivery location. But he also boasts a fascinating, if violently uneven, filmography that includes nadirs like the Gene Hackman/Dan Aykroyd Multiple Personality Disorder-themed buddy-cop comedy Loose Cannons, the influential cult classic slasher Black Christmas, and most impressively and surprisingly, the Yuletide perennial A Christmas Story. © 2020 CBS Interactive Inc. All rights reserved. Unspeakably ghastly sequel to the merely ghastly original. Please try again. All else is trash's trash, regurgitated by Satan and Hitler. All in all, this game is better than going out for mint chocolate chip ice cream with Jesus, the guy from the Dos Equis commercials, and Olivia Wilde while riding a Charizard.
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